Awkward Baby Turtle
this is derived from the original “awkward turtle”. this is a hand gesture performed in the occurence of an awkward moment, usually defined by a long silence. in this particulare motion, the hands are placed on top of each other (as in “awkward turtle”) and the thumbs are pointed outward and circling forward. next, to create the “baby turtles”, the hands are pounded together and separated and then shaped into smaller “turtles” with the both pinkies and thumbs out and circling forward once more.
francine: britney spears is definitely a great role model for the american girl…
marina, kelly, and tamra: … (silence and stares)
kelly: awkward baby turtle!!
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