Awkward beaver
when you’re in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. you have averted another awkward situation by creating the awkward beaver!
cousin of the awkward turtle
4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: what are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: in america do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: –awkward beaver– um.. maybe i guess
co-worker 4 (ceo): (leaves)
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