Awkward bonement


an awkward b-n-r moment boh-ner noun
main example- spooning….

second example- “hey man yesterday i was giving my girlfriend a piggyback ride and i got a awkward bonement the breeze it just went up my shorts i couldn’t help it but it happened and she could tell somehow she could…”

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