Awkward Bum Warmth
(noun.) the awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.
i just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced chris’ awkward b-m warmth.
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