awkward chocolate
to do an awkward chocolate one must get in the “69” position. while in this position the person on top must begin to sh-t, when the finkel matter is exiting in a “praire-dog” “dingleberry” or “turtle-head” fashion, the person on bottom must put the sh-t in their mouth and move back and forth in a “bl-w j-b” motion.
thust making an awkward chocolate.
“i love watching 2girls1finger.com the awkward chocolate they do is so s-xy.”
“thats must fowl f-cking thing ive ever heard, but its kinda hott.”
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