Awkward Cockblock
when you m-st-rb-t- in you bathroom, and you are constantly c-ck blocked by a family member that wants to sh-t. they will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just c-m all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!
guy 1 (jacking off) o yeah! almost done
-knock knock knock-
mom: (from other door) hurry up!
guy 1: o sh-t! to much excitement! ahhh! (money shot)
mom: what was that?
guy 1: nothing mom, you just did the awkward c-ckblock.
mom: what?
guy 1: nothing…
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