Awkward Day
a day when you add ‘in my pants’ or ‘in bed’ to the end of every sentence.
taken from the twilight fanfiction, “awkward day” by pandorasnotebook
“it’s awkward day! a combination of ‘in bed day’ and ‘in my pants day'” emmett explained excitedly.
edward sighed. “we just did this last week!” he complained.
“i get bored easily…” emmett explained. “in bed.””edward! quiet down in bed!” emmett snapped.
“stop yelling so much…in bed.” rosalie added.
“you’re being so difficult…in my pants.” jasper smiled.
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