Awkward Hug
one word: voldemort.
when voldemort hugged draco malfoy in harry potter: deathly hallows part 2, it was the most awkward hug in history.
a hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cl-ster-f-ck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.
guy 1- dude, steve just saw his ex-girlfriend
guy 2- oh snap! i thought he said she wasn’t mad at him anymore
guy 1- she’s not, she approached him
guy 2- did they hug?
guy 1- no man, they awkward hugged
guy 2- oh sh-t.
when hugging a girl and she leans her cheek into your face expecting to have it kissed, but insted you just give the hug.
she gave me a wierd look after that awkward hug.
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