awkward milkman
s-xual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of -rg-sm, retracts the p-n-s and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.
i used to date her until i pulled an awkward milkman. after that, she wouldn’t return my calls.
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