Awkward Muslim


a botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.
tom: do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

will: no, i’m jewish

tom: -awkward muslim-

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