awkward pants
1. a condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.
2. pants that fit awkwardly.
1. wow, i must be wearing my awkward pants today. first, i tripped over two stools in my first cl-ss, and then i accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch….sigh.
2. wow, did you see pete’s pants earlier? talk about awkward pants…
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