awkward snowsuit
level 3 in the “levels of awkward”. snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are much more awkard than mittens or turtles. you practically are prohibited from normal movement. your arms tend to not be able to come down all the way at your sides, and you tend to have to waddle, swaying back and forth, much like a penguin.
person 1: i grabbed my friends’ toe from under the stall in the bathroom…only…it turned out not to be my friend…or their toe.
person 2: that’s so awkward snowsuit!
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