Awkward Swag
the ultimate form and stage of the swag cycle. the swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person’s body. this will usually corrupt the person’s speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. the person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. the biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
dude 1: yo dude, you’re acting so fly. are you on meth?
dude 2: hahaha, no. it’s my awkward swag.
baby chick 1: hey girl, why am i attracted to that guy?
baby chick 2: it’s his awkward swag!!! he’s a chick magnet!!
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like swag, but awkward, totally a good thing.
person a: yo, did you see quyhn-my the other day?
person b: yea, she totally has that awkward swag
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