awkward taco
what you call someone who creates an awkward situation.
what happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say “awkward turtle”.
rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of kemptville, ontario, canada. (a hostile and dangerous community)
man: so how long have you been pregnant for?
girl: i’m not pregnant you awkward taco
man: well hey s-xy lady
women: well excuse me, i’m a nun!
man: well awkward taco to you too…jack–ss
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