Awkward Timmy
an individual, who attempts to engage others socially, however cannot muster the wherewithal to keep the interaction going. typically this person may approach you at say, a bar or your place of work, and start a conversation with you. after you respond, this individual may display the following behaviors:
-they give a quick one word response and proceed to stare at you silently
-they don’t respond at all, instead they stand in place and nervously look around while whispering to themselves
-they take a deep breath having accomplished social interaction, yet not knowing what to do next, stand there and rub their hands on their pants while looking at you.
co-worker: “hey, you! how was your weekend?”
you: “pretty good! watched the big game, hung out with some friends, kinda lulled around the house…you?”
co-worker: “good”……………….(looks as if they will keep talking, but instead proceeds to stare at you silently. now they stand in place looking around the room whispering to themselves……they take a deep breath….exhale….smacks their lips…goes back to silently staring at you. rubs their hands on their pants…..still staring…nearly a minute has p-ssed)
you: “hey. awkward timmy…anything else i can help you with?”
co-worker: “nope-seeyalater.” (quickly exits)
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