Awkward Tortoise
a two-person awkward turtle.
based off of the hilarious biology video of tortoises engaging in… mature behavior and grunting while an excited guy with an accent watches.
friend: awkward turtle!!
-does awkward turtle-
you: awkward tortoise!!!!!!!!
-does awkward turtle on top of friend’s awkward turtle, moving up and down and grunting-
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