awkward trout
the act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. if performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. this should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. -warning- this act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for s-xual har-ssment. not recommended for making new friends.
“steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick–ss awkward trout”
-joe
“cracka -ss b-tch had it comin”
-roger
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n-the slapping of your hand repet-tively between someones legs
v-(awkward trouting)the ack of slapping your hand repet-tively between someones legs
“steph snuck up on joey in office cl-ss today and gave him an awkward trout. joey then crossed his legs while he sat so it would not happen again.”
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