awkward turtle mojo
describes the state of constantly being in “awkward turtle” mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.
girl: it’s the first time i kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. then his dad – who’s a baptist pastor – found us together in his room with our lips locked. we finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like i was crazy. then i tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).
other girl: man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin’ on.
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