Awkward Whale


a branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc…)
in the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. it should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
he’s totally awkward whale-ing.

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