Awkwardacity
when a situation is exceedingly awkward – that neither awkward nor awks is suffient enough.
boy: i hate pink houses
girl: i live in a pink house
(boy appeals to the gods in absolute embar-ssment): ohh the awkwardacity
the measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk’s (ak).
boy 1: “so uhhh, bro…i slept with your sister last night.”
boy 2: “what the heck bro!? the awkwardacity of that has no bounds!”
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