awkweird
when something is weirdly awkward. combination of “awkward” and “weird”.
guy one walks into his shared dorm. find his male roomate dressing himself as a woman.
guy one: ok..this is totally awkweird…i’ll be going.
roomate: uhm…it’s not what you think.
a person, place, or thing that is neither a pathetic-cute awkward nor a savvy-suave weird, but rather a weird awkward and awkward weird.
person a: “i just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail.”
person b: “i must say that’s pretty awkweird.”
awk.weird -(adj.)
1. a situation compounded by its awkward weirdness;
2. a state, condition or feeling that is slightly too strange to be weird alone, and way too uncomfortable to just be awkward.
“…so i ran into her at starbucks this morning in the same clothes i banged her boyfriend in last night…um, awkweird!”
strangely uncomfortable or uncomfortably strange
as i was in the washroom, my cat opened the door accidentally, as i was just standing up to wipe.
it made me feel awkweird!
when a situation is so awkward and so weird that the essence of it cannot be captured by either word alone.
i went to the gyno yesterday and it was totally awkweird. (it was a cute, new intern performing the exam…)
when something is so weird that it makes the entire situation awkward
ash: hey dude whats up?
brandon: not much, just thinking about pteradactyl p-rn
ash:…
ash: thanks for making that totally awkweird
a situation, person, place or thing that is both awkward and strange.
“that matt kid jumped up yesterday in cl-ss to look at all of us for a whole minute in silence, suddenly screamed ‘you’re the alien!’ and ran out. it was awkweird.”
or
person 1: “whoa , look at that turtle-shaped d-ld-.”
person 2: “wow, awkweird.”
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