axe
a conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.
many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. when in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, “axe” that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
“i’m going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful axe.”
“get me some of that!”
“me too!”
“over here!”
“i want some!”
a: “i love a man who wears axe.”
b: “have you ever smelled it?”
a: “well, no…”
how ghetto folks say ”ask”
yo, go axe yo mama could we git some kool-aid in dis biotch!
1- implement used for cutting wood.
2- ebonics mutation of the english word ask. used by ghetto delinquents who have no sense of english diction, and are too apathetic to correct themselves.
1- “hand me the axe so i can split this wood.”
2- “i need to axe you a question.”
a guitar, usually eletric.
jimi hendrix played his axe as paganini must have played his violin.
a bodyspray used by men attempting to cover up their smell. unfortunately, it does not work very well. in fact, it makes it worse.
the teen used axe after gym to cover up the stench of b.o., but ended up stinking up the locker room.
a wicked mad smelling man perfume that in small amounts makes girls melt but in large amounts makes them die a thousand horrible deaths
man you wreak like axe.
or
omfg he smells like axe. its making me hottttt
ask.
“gave her ten dollars, then she axed me for some more”
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