Axe Murderer

somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.
i was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an axe murderer.
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a v-g-n- is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer
girl: i can’t feel my v-g-n- anymore

ron weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer 🙂

girl: will i ever walk again?

ron weasely: no. (make me a sandwich)
1. one who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. one who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. one whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say “axe” instead of “ask”.
1. that axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil b-st-rd.
2. phew! you stank like a godd-mn axe murderer.
3. axe murderer: “yo homie, let me ‘axe’ you sumtin'”

victim: “shouldn’t you be in school?”
1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.
hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my b-lls about my worthless piece of sh-t life again.
and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe
john: yo that guy just killed his b-tch with an axe
jacob: yea he’s a axe murderer
john: isn’t he a juggalo?
jacob: same sh-t…
n. a really good guitar player. see axe.
carlos santana isn’t just an axe man, he’s an axe murderer!