Axel
the studly blonde guy who is everyone’s favorite swede.
wow did you see that guy? yeah! he looks like such an axel!
super stud!
there’s axel!
probably the sweetest guy on earth. when you first meet him he can be a total pr-ck but when you get to know him he can be the nicest person in the world. not to mention his looks are s-xy as f-ck.
d-mn, i wish axel was mine.
a member of organization xiii from the popular kingdom hearts series. he first starred in kingdom hearts: chain of memories, but more recently seen in kingdom hearts 2. he has long red hair, bright green eyes, and black, tear-like tatoos underneath his eyes. he wields two chakram, which can be lit on fire and thrown at opponents. many people believe there is a canon relationship between him and roxas, another member of organization xiii.
famous quotes:
commit it to memory.
got it memorized?
axel: you can’t turn on the organization! you get on their bad side and they’ll destroy you!
roxas: no one would miss me. (walks away)
axel: that’s not true… i would…
axel (axel, akuseru?), is also referred to as “flurry of dancing flames” (winds of fire dance, odoru hi no kaze?) who has the -ss-ssin n-bodies under his control,. utilizes a pair of chakram as his weapons, axel is maniuplate fire in his attacks. nomura designed axel on a similar concept as reno from final fantasy vii. nomura wanted to see what it would be like to have a similar character in a different world and role. axel is voiced by keiji fujiwara in kingdom hearts: chain of memories and the j-panese version of kingdom hearts ii and re: chain of memories, while he is voiced by quinton flynn in the english versions of both games.
in kingdom hearts: chain of memories, axel pretends to join with larxene and marluxia in their plan to seize control of the organization. to gain their trust, he -ss-ssinates vexen when ordered by marluxia. he later derails the plans by setting naminé free so that she can reveal to sora the truth about how she manipulated his memory. eventually, axel confronts marluxia, prepared to destroy him. marluxia uses naminé as a shield to keep axel at bay, though axel resolves to go through her. when sora makes a sudden appearance, marluxia vanishes with naminé, leaving sora to fight axel. sora defeats axel, after which he states the existence of their relation before vanishing. after marluxia is defeated by sora, axel enlists the aid of the riku replica to get rid of zexion in castle oblivion’s bas-m-nt levels.
in kingdom hearts ii, axel, per orders, attempts to either rescue roxas from diz’s virtual twilight town or kill him. despite axel’s efforts, roxas merges with sora. later, acting separately from the organization, axel kidnaps kairi to bait sora to him. however, saïx takes her away so the organization can use her to fuel sora’s anger. during a visit to twilight town, saïx warns sora that axel desires to turn him into a heartless. axel appears after the heartless invasion of hollow bastion to sora, and informs him that organization xiii has been using him to get hearts. he then apologizes for getting kairi involved. axel later finds sora in a pathway to the world that never was and chooses to fight n-bodies with him. the numbers get overwhelming and axel performs a suicide attack to save sora. fading away, axel apologizes for kidnapping kairi and asks sora to rescue her. when asked what he was trying to do, axel admits he wanted to see roxas, who made him feel like he had a heart, and sora made him feel the same way. with the last of his strength, axel opens an entrance to the world that never was. in kingdom hearts ii final mix, axel posthumously contacts roxas’s consciousness following his ambiguous battle with sora, reflecting on old memories and sharing one final conversation on the mysteries of the heart with him before fading away; a teardrop is seen falling as the two former n-bodies disappear.
axel: got it memorized?/commit to memory.
1. a type of figure skating jump, including a leap with 1.5 turns.
2. one component of the “wheel and axel” simple machine. the wheel has a larger circ-mfrence than the axel, and so it would take more power to turn the axel, but in doing so the wheel would turn more times. most wheels and axels on cars function this way.
3. a character in kingdom hearts: chain of memories and kingdom hearts ii. he is the eighth member of organization xiii, nicknamed “the flurry of dancing flames”. axel, like other members of the group, wears a black overcoat with black gloves and black boots. he has bright red, spiky hair and wields two chakram with eight spikes on each. he can throw these chakram or use them as melee weapons–they will always return to his hand when they’re thrown. he can also charge them with fire and execute many fire-based attacks. he has broken off from the rest of the organization in kh ii, but he still shares a relationship with roxas
1. bob: “axel paulsen was the first guy to ever perform an axel jump. go figure!”
bill: “wow.”
2. john: “dude, the axel on my car broke. i have to get it towed to the shop!”
m-f-: “that bites, man. that bites big.”
3. axel: “the name’s axel. got it memorized?!”
“i’m so flattered!”
“burn, baby!”
“my heart just wouldn’t be in it, y’know? haven’t got one…”
simply just an amazing nice sweet guy with a large p-n-s . also extremely handsome
wish i dated axel
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