azn_kelz
a noun used to describe an artificial ent-ty, generally observed on an instant messaging service, which is most commonly purportedly attractive and female.
used in order to communicate with others who are unaware of the fict-tious and often highly constructed nature of the ent-ty and their replies, so as to humiliate them at a later date.
the term can also be used as a verb in order to describe the process mentioned above, facilitated by adding a ‘d’ or ‘ing’ to the end of the word, often with several accompanying z’s and x’s in various combinations.
noun use:
“hey, who is this chick who just added me? do you know her?”
“sounds like an azn_kelz to me…”
verb use:
“b-st-rds just azn_kelzdzx me”
“that’s because you’re r-t-rded”
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