B.A.L.B Syndrome
b.a.l.b syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of “being a little b-tch.”
symptoms include:
b-tching for no reason
b-tching about little things
b-tching because they are just a b-tch
example 1:
person 1: dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
person 2: aww dude, that sucks. how long have you been dating her?
person 1: dude, like a week and a half, i think love her.
person 2: wow dude, you got b.a.l.b syndrome.
example 2:
person 1: yo! let’s go now! i’m calling an ftb night!
person 2: sorry man, i got things to do tonight. we’ll chill tomorrow.
person 1: wow are you f-cking serious? this is bullsh-t! (leaves angrily)
person 2: i think they prescribe medication for that b.a.l.b syndrome.
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