B.E.Q.


b.e.q. – stands for bl–dy, explosive queef.
a queef while you’re on your period, or just a really nasty one.
(obscene sound)
taylor: ew! what was that noise?
ashley: sorry, i just b.e.q.!
the magic word used when a conversation between two people via chatting (or sms) is dying out, in order to liven it up.
statistics show it has a 77.35% success rate.
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person 2: …
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person 2: …
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person 2: …
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person 2: …
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person 1: beq
person 2: huh?
person 1: beq
person 2: whats beq?
person 1: you dont know beq?
person 2: no..

etc

its th magic word you use when you are bored to liven up a conversation
17:45] a.-: beq
17:45 kidette: beq?ha?
17:45 a.-: lol
17:45 a.-: you dont know that??
17:46 kidette: because…?
17:46 a.-: no thats bec
17:46 kidette: oh right
17:46 kidette: and beq is..?
17:46 kidette: naw w8 i’ll find it
17:47 kidette: beq isn’t defined yet.
17:47 kidette: wwwhooooahhh
17:47 a.-: whaaaat?
17:47 kidette: ok
17:48 kidette: what is beq?
17:48] a.-: its th magic word you use when you are bored to liven up a conversation
17:49 a.-: and it did work
17:49 kidette: oh

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