B.F.T.D.S.
top definition
short for big fat tub-a-lard disease syndrome. it refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
dude, i just saw melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of b.f.t.d.s. she weighs like 3 bills now!
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