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while a woman’s giving birth, someone shoves his/her hand into her v-g-n-, pushing the baby back into her uterus. one: i was doin’ this hooker, and she went into labor! two: oh my god, what did you do?! one: baby backfire. two: good man.

to commit suicide with a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head. – “did you hear about that guy the other day?” – “no, what about him.” – “he did a kurt cobain.” — – “i want to do a kurt cobain”

another word for roadkill. gets its name from a grand theft auto: san andreas mission “fender ketchup” in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car. “that deer became fender ketchup”.

an adjective to refer to someone who exhibits traits -ssociated with the area called the fens in south east england. examples include: being related to everyone in the village, pr-nunciations such as ‘pet-eh-rol’ and ‘moo-sik’, living more than ten miles from the nearest bus stop. “she claims not to be inbred because her mum’s family […]

n (feminine) pr-nounced ‘phen schoo’. definition- a private boys school (grades 4-9) for one that is special located in m-ssachusetts. the students who attend are usually also known to be awkward with girls. at the fenn school they hold a firm belief that one should express themselves fully. this term may be also applied to […]