b0wned
adj.,’b0wned’ describes the state of an individual under imminent threat of 0wnership (see: 0wned).
1. “from the moment i saw the 5 goddam camping ct sobs at site b i knew i was b0wned”
2. “it was only after the bartender informed me that this was a gay bar that i realised i was probably b0wned”
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