B1ades
1. a complete butchery of the english language via the usage of leet speak. usually a self-definition of importance and greatness.
2. and ostentatious braggart who shows off to people, disregarding their feelings of annoyance.
3. an individual who refuses to stop talking in a monotonous voice, boring everyone in ear-shot. also gets irritated by being interrupted when the individual has just interrupted you.
i’m a right b1ades, bow down and look at my l33t stuff.
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