B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ
this is the (s)exual (ex)ploitation function (f(s-x) for short), where (ru/16) denotes the ‘constant of consent’. the formula is read aloud as “before i fork you, are you over 16, cutie pie?” and is carefully adhered to by anyone from pedophiles and child abusers, to hyper-s-xual adolescents.
girl: “sir, i don’t understand this math problem, what formula do i use to solve it?”
teacher: “b4·i4q·(ru/16)·qtπ ….?”
girl: “umm…i don’t get it?”
teacher: “come and see me after cl-ss, then i’ll show you how to…do it.”
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