baboon
1. a fat ape with a huge amount of body hair and bo originating from the far east.
2.a cr-ppy insult.
1. kid – wow, thats a fat baboon.
2. kid – your a d-ck faced baboon.
a person that sags their pants revealing they’re -ss.
boy 1: dude, you see robert’s sagging his pants?
boy 2: yea he’s a totally baboon
b.a.b.o.o.n.- big -ss b-n-r out of nowhere
nimit got a baboon after cj and hillary asked him if he was an -ss or a t-tty man.
a collateral effect of having -n-l s-x without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. the effect brings -ssociations with the baboons b-tt. can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.
she p-ssed me off being a smart-ss, so didn’t lubricate my johnson and gave her a red baboon
going -ss-to–ss with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.
after huffing paint, shira and danny babooned in the laundry room.
to baboon someone is to (often with the help of a large-handed accomplice) slap them firmly on the naked b-ttocks. the victim’s posterior rapidly takes on the bright-red appearance of that of the hamadryas baboon.
geoff was just picking up his towel when al and i gave him a run-up babooning – man, you could fry an egg on those glowing cheeks!
a ‘baboon’ is the equivilent of a rim job.
oh man. she gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!
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