babooze
a terminally stupid and clueless individual. one who always gets things wrong. the “booze” part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.
hey, babooze! the cup of your jockstrap goes in front!
something a person is when they don’t think.
he’s a babooze for thinking he wouldn’t get struck by lightning twice.
left-wing liberal democrat.
jim: are really stupid people allowed to vote for the president?
bob: yes, of course.
jim: what happens when a lot of stupid people vote?
bob: oh, then a democrat gets elected!
jim: what a bunch of baboozes.
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