Baby Action
what occurs when two objects move very fast in the same direction at the same speed very close together.
generally refers to motor vehicles, but can be used to describe similar action by any other object as long as it’s moving fast enough.
“baby action” itself refers to the fact that if two vehicles were to baby action in an action movie, the small children inside (who the drivers/p-ssengers are fighting over) could get out and up onto the roofs of the vehicles and fight kung-fu style.
the maximum distance between vehicles for baby action to occur is about 6 feet, and the minimum speed is 50 miles per hour. however, if the vehicles inoilved cannot reach the minimum speed for baby action, the maximum possible speed for that particular vehicle is declared to be the maximum.
“look, those two street punks are drag racing! i think i see baby action!”
Read Also:
- Baby dog shit
a person who is both king of jerks, and babies. bob: i hear you broke up with diana last night. jack: yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork! bob: well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. i think you should talk to her. jack: no, f-ck […]
- babymade
when you -j-c-l-t- all over a sixteen year-old girl. “i just got me some babymade at the ymca about a few moments ago.”
- baby napper
one who ‘naps’ (kidnaps) babies. baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. they creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby. they try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying “i only […]
- Baby Pudge
stomach fat. but a better way to say it. dude, i seriously need to kill baby pudge. who’s that? my stomach fat. what does that mean? i’m still fat……
- babywhore
a girl between age 10 and 14 who thinks she looks good. usually wears eyeshadow that matches her shirt, purple/pink sparkly lipgloss, hair all done up, a lot of cheap perfume, high heals, and self proclaiming shirts. kathleen: did you see that little girl with the fake nails and blue eyeshadow? megan: yeah, shes deffiently […]