BABY BRAINS
when a man cups his thumb and forefinger around the top of his t-st-cl-s (up toward the choder aka taint). he then applies a gentle amount of pressure to make the t-st-cl-s bulge. when you look at it just right- the “seam” that separates his left and right t-st-cl- makes his gonads look like a palm-sized brain. hence the term “baby (for small) brains.”
tom: “gosh bob is really drunk.”
paul: “i know, i hope he doesn’t take his pants off again.”
tom: “that guy gets fruiter the more he drinks.”
“hah hah! look guys…
tom & paul: “ah, man not again. put your pants back on h-m-, and grab us a beer.”
1. an uniformed voter who simply votes for the politician who promises to redistribute the most wealth.
2. there is one undeniable truth, children will always give you a liberal answer to a political questions.
-hence baby brain-
derrick: hey man, why on earth are all of these people in love with obama. don’t they know he is going to increase taxes and hurt the economy?
chase: yeah but he keeps promising to buy them stuff with all that stolen wealth!
lauren: just a bunch of baby brains…
a coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can’t have a conversation with her that doesn’t involve the fact that she is pregnant. bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her worksp-ce, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in in utero.
oh my god, i just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!
/she has baby brain
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