baby corning
a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy sh-t with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn sh-t to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
truman: let’s go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
adam: no thanks, i’m busy baby corning your mom.
truman: dafuq?
when someone takes a a selfie with a small d-ck, with a ridiculous look on their face.
“hey natalie!”
“uhm like what?”
“did you see alex rowland babycorning in that picture?”
“l.o.l. no! let me see! omg it’s so tiny!”
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