Baby Einstein Video


a series of videos that rednecks, ignorant christians, and lower cl-ss sheeple erroneously believe will make their crotch fruit more intelligent.

in reality, these videos deprive children of face-to-face interaction with their parents and hinder linguistic and social development, resulting in a r-t-rd.
teacher 1: bobby, the new baby in daycare, just sits there like a vegetable. what is wrong with him, is he autistic or r-t-rded? has he had a lobotomy?

teacher 2: there is nothing wrong with him. he is just another one of those kids who has been raised on baby einstein videos. we call them baby einstein vegetables.

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