Baby Glommer-Stopper


ummpa, ummpa; this is us, and this shamelessly referenced w-lly wonka gobstopping ploy might just work in an effort to keep a child from being baby-sklarred for life! see urban dictionary definition for baby glommer.
a new jersey and other states – post infant adoption term used to describe the psychological trauma endured by a two year old adoptee whose adopted status was court ordered to its disruption or overturning. to said child it is irrelevant as to who retains eventual fault. the general reason for this occurrence is primarily due to low standard of adoption attorney ethics. n.j. state adoption statute n.j.s.a. 9: 3-39 1 b, c allows this type of skandalous working platform.
in a wrongful adoption, a baby glommer-stopper is a whopper of a hero!

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