baby-itch
noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.
“i got hit with baby-itch so bad today that i bought a diaper bag to put away…just in case, y’know, just in case.”
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