baby jesus
another term for bl-w j-b, “bj”
mary was still a virgin and wasn’t ready for s-x, so she gave him a baby jesus.
a term used to describe the divinity of joe mauer, the greatest baseball player, minnesota twin, and minnesotan to ever grace this land.
baby jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
a jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby d-ck
baby jesus is the jesus of all jesus’s
a camel toe.
ashley:”oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!”
sammy: “oh baby jesus!”
(hahahaha)
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