baby rabies
(n) the name given to the lapse of sanity in which a person feels that s/he absolutely must have a baby in the very near future, and will often go to great lengths to get pregnant and will b-tch constantly about wanting a baby in the meantime. usually happens in women, but men get it occasionally, as well.
crazy person: “oh my god! if i don’t have a baby soon it will be too late and i will be unfulfilled! i want a baby right now!”
sane person: -shakes head- “worst cast of baby rabies i ever saw…”
(n) the condition wherein the biological drive to have a baby morphs into a neurotic obsession to have a baby by any means necessary. the obsession consumes the sufferers’ thoughts and activities to the exclusion of all else. usually effects women in their late thirties and early forties.
“used to be that every time i saw a baby something inside me stirred, but now i have spent $60,000 on fertility treatments and driven my husband, friends and family mad with my baby rabies. i don’t know what to do!” she said.
“let it go!” she replied.
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