Baby Ruth
this is a trophy sh-t that resembles a baby ruth candy bar. a trophy sh-t being a sh-t that is purposely left in the toilet by its former owner as if to “show off” or “mark their territory” or gross out and p-ss off the next person who comes to use the toilet.
all the stalls at the movie theater were occupied, except for one, and it had a stinky baby ruth in it, along with a m-ssive tp plug. i decided to hold it for 2 hours and then use the restroom!
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a poo found floating in the swimming pool. from the movie caddyshack, where a real baby ruth bar in the pool was mistaken for fecal matter, causing the pool to be evacuated.
i had a rough day at work today–i had to fish a baby ruth out of the pool and kick everyone out for the rest of the day, on one of the hottest days of the summer so far!
when your driving your semi down some fat slag’s hershey highway when you get off at the exit, your d-ck looks like a candy bar.
my friend was so grossed when he woke up with a baby ruth in his shorts after f-cking a coyote the night before.
a f-ck up. when you do something like a dumb blonde would.
my cousin asked, “when is the next 4th of july?” … what a baby ruth!!!!
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