baby seals
removing your p-n-s from your partner’s mouth while receiving oral s-x and banging it on their forehead
i gave my girl a baby seal last night.
v-g-n-
size, color, or visual appearance not specified.
look mom, a baby seal!
what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to anthony green at warped tour ’07.
anthony green: “make a sound like a laser gun! pew pew pew!”
crowd of hundreds: “pew! pew! pew! pew!”
anthony: “you all sound like baby seals.”
if alive: something that needs to be clubbed. if dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.
the man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. he was right.
what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to anthony green at warped tour ’07.
anthony green: “make a sound like a laser gun! pew pew pew!”
crowd of hundreds: “pew! pew! pew! pew!”
anthony: “you all sound like baby seals.”
a s-x act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a “clubbing” fashion. this may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.
the man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.
underage girl.
no baby seals allowed.
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