baby shit brown


a colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby’s fresh-laid sh-tstain. not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. the bic lighter you never want to have.
i went to sit on andy’s bed and saw skidmarks that were baby sh-t brown.
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means the same as the phrase baby p–p brown.
some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby sh-t; hence the phrase, “baby sh-t brown”. this paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

a 1970 ford maverick that i had in 1986 sported this type of paint — faded, matte finish, and colored baby sh-t brown.
{from a website that has these phoney bologna fake “battles” between tv commercial mascots}:

parked on the street are a 1986 honda accord sporting a dull baby sh-t brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 kia soul with a custom lime green paint job.

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