Babycapped
the inability to do anything fun or exciting due to the fact that you now have a child.
several major stores have incorporated babycapped parking in their lot. (i.e. expectant mother parking or family parking(ikea))
i invited james and brianna over for dinner, but they can’t font a sitter. they are so babycapped.
i’m so glad we have a baby so we can park in the babycapped sp-ce.
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