babydickitus
when someone born with a small p-n-s goes through life an -sshole.
“did you hear ryan b-tching all day today? he b-tched about everysingle f-cking thing, its like living with my mom again. i think his babyd-ckitus is affecting my work mood.”
“yeah i know, i hope that isnt contagious.”
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