babymoon
the period before the baby is born. like a hunnymoon, because after the baby is born the mother will not get to do the same things due to the responcibilty of having a baby.
the couple took a trip to the casino for their babymoon, because once they had the baby they would not be able to for a long time.
a new, douchey, word created by women that refers to a vacation before an expecting child is born. also can be used to impose loads of guilt on a man forcing them to take their wife/girlfriend on a cheesey couples vacation.
i want a babymoon or i will never spread again!
if we don’t go on a babymoon, i will pout and probably sh-t on the carpet.
my friends all went on a babymoon and they had a blast being douchey as a couple.
supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. maybe a weekend, maybe a week. requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.
preggers newlywed: i’ve just found out. a week after the honeymoon, i’m 4 weeks prganant! can you believe? time to plan a baby moon!
(like honeymoon) the period after a woman has a baby, in which time she is free to lie around in her pyjamas for weeks, even months on end.
mary’s baby was born 4 weeks ago, she is having a lovely babymoon, nursing and bleeding like a stuck pig.
when a baby comes out -ss first and you see a b-tt in a v-g-n-.
1-doctor: uh oh! the baby is not crowning! looks like we’ve got babymoon!
2-person: you’re doing backwards you stupid babymoon
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