baby’s first turtleneck
the moment during v-g-n-l childbirth when the baby’s head first emerges from the v-lv- resulting in a “collar-o-giner”!
the v-g-n- forms a collar-like apparatus.
“nowadays it is fashionable for baby’s first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70’s, the style was angora!”
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