baby’s handbag
a slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.
midwife: well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
mother: pardon? what?
midwife: oh i’m sorry love, the placenta, i believe baby’s handbag sounds a lot nicer that ‘afterbirth’ or ‘placenta’.
i have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that’s what she’s had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.
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